Put on your safety glasses


“You should move to Tucson,” mom said.  “Did you know that more auto accidents occur in Washington, D.C. than in Tucson?”

“Mom, I’m not moving to Tucson.  The Smithsonian is not in Arizona, last I heard.”

“Tucson is very safe.  Did you know there were almost twice as many murders in D.C. last year than in Tucson?”

“Not moving there, Mom.”

“The weather!  No snow and ice in Tucson -”

“I know.  You and Dad live there, I’ve been visiting every Thanksgiving and Christmas for the past three years.  Ever since you retired.”

“Well.  I’m just saying.”


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