They hate vacuuming. Dust bunnies bore them. Forget polishing the silver – it isn’t even on their radar.
They’ll go for dinner parties, though the dull duties of setting the table and preparing lavish courses is beyond them. Temporal, not ethereal.
Their favorite pasttime is rearranging. Place cards, salt-and-pepper shakers.
Throwing wine glasses is another coveted activity.
Don’t forget – they love chocolate. Put out a 5-lb box of truffles – and they’ll disappear for an entire evening.