Now Hiring: Media Mogul


Help Wanted

Do you aspire to be the Top Dog of Media?  Apply now for this rare opening!


  • must be goal-oriented
  • must be a team leader
  • must be conversant with all types of media, including Facebook, Twitter, WordPress, LinkedIn, PHP, Ruby, TV/Radio broadcasting, print media, pen and paper, parchment scrolls, and the like
  • must be a go-getter
  • must be ruthless, archaic, symbolic, laconic, lugubrious, ebulliant, farcical, obstreperous and perspicacious

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