Warranty Invalidation


Dear Tenant,

It recently came to our attention that you have unplugged the sky.  Unfortunately, this invalidates the warranty for the unit Earth you have leased.

Unplugging the sky causes power to cease to flow from the sun to the Earth, which may result in temporary or long-term damage to the Earth.  The sky is the primary transmitter for solar energy to the earth, and therefore the sky must remain plugged in at all times.

If this event has occurred by accidental means, please take steps to rectify it immediately.  If it is not rectified within 48 hours of initial unplugging, your tenancy on the planet Earth will be revoked.  This will result in eviction and forfeiture of your damage deposit.


The Galactic Management


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