Project Report

Are you being served?

Dave had the package and I carried the laptop.  It was my job to monitor our progress.  Roxanne held the globe.

But Dave and Roxanne got into a fight, like they always do, and I had to settle it.  Dave thinks his package is the most important aspect of our mission, and Roxanne can’t stand it when he goes off like that.  By the time I got back to check on our progress, we were completely off-track.

We were lost.

I want to say that we were all to blame.  But the adminstrators must have known from the outset that Dave wasn’t a team player.  And Roxanne has a hair-trigger temper, they knew that.  So I don’t think it’s fair to blame me as well.

That’s all I have to say.  I realize that there used to be life on Mars and now that the package Dave had is missing, Mars is barren.  I realize that.  But I just want to say it was not my fault.  I did what I could, given the circumstances.

– Statement by Fran, Former Team Member, Exploration Party AX-3

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